New World Order Employment Apps #001: LORRIE DORIZA

9 09 2010

Presenting the first to file SUGAR -N- THUNDER’S New World Order Employment Application (a.k.a. a random survey to introduce you to an awesome person we think you should know): LORRIE DORIZA!

We here at SNT have dug the shiz outta Miss Doriza since we first saw her at Miz Metro’s multimedia Trashion event last Fall (check her sick vocal loops in the Cap’s video!). The girl has skillz, ladies & gents, mean skillz. It seems like she’s constantly diving headfirst into brave new musical adventures, and churning it all out with quirky style, wit, and refreshing innovation. Oh, and did I mention: she’s got a kicka$$ voice and killer musical chops?!


Who I am & what I do:

I’m a singer/songwriter in the unconventional sense. I also play the piano, ukulele and looping station. I’m a Taurus and a crazy cat lady.

Projects you should know about:

Lorrie Doriza – solo work on MySpace or Facebook.

Vespertina – I’ve finished an electronic/alternative pop album with the producer of Jedi Mind Tricks, Stoupe, to be released January 2011. It’s going to eat you up and spit you out! More on MySpace and Facebook.

The Survey:

1. What defines awesomeness to you? Like awesomeness in general? Or like, awesomeness of an individual? Place? Food? I dunno, I say awesome entirely too much so maybe it doesn’t even have that much meaning anymore. I don’t know why I’m philosophizing, but AWESOME means AWESOME.

2. Have you ever had a near-death experience? I’ve almost drowned a bunch of times. AWESOME!

3. If you could be absolute ruler of the world for a day, what’s the first thing you’d do? Give everyone a day off. Not really practical, I know, but it seems like that’s what everyone really needs right now.

4. What’s your guilty pleasure? Watching True Blood… and the Jersey Shore

5. What do you know now that you wish you knew as a teen/kid? That I should’ve taken some business classes. Bahahaha…

6. What’s the most awesome concert you’ve ever been to, and why? I don’t go to a lot of shows, but I saw Polysics play recently at the Gramercy and they were so much fun! I had never been to a concert where I was dancing, laughing and learning Japanese at the same time.

7. Tell us a quote/phrase/lyric that sums you up.
This quote is up on my wall right now actually: “The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams” – Eleanor Roosevelt and “If you’re bored then you’re boring” – Harvey Danger

8. What’s the worst film/best film you’ve seen?
Worst film: Titanic. Sorry… I just never liked it.
Best film: Robin Hood: Men in Tights. I can quote the whole movie and usually do. All the time. It’s probably annoying.
Best Worst film: Oh hi, The Room.

9. If I was in a freak show I’d be…
a. contortionist
b. sword swallower
c. fire-eater
d. where I belong, duh

10. It’s 2010, for f@&*(!’s sake. Where’s my ___?
a. flying car
b. 10-foot microwave
c. sex robot
d. hoverboard
e. colony on Mars
f. vibrating calculator
ADDED: g. teleportation device!!!

*BONUS* What cartoon or TV show do you wish you could put back on air? Clone High!

*SUPER BONUS* Make up a name for a new sex act/position. Go! The Teeth-Rex. You figure that one out cause I’ll never… I just wanted to make a word pun.

Lorrie, thanks for being AWESOME!

And look out for future New World Order Employment Applications rolling out SOON…

[questions by captain whiptastic & audrey leopard; compiled by audrey leopard]




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